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Subject: Almost certain?
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ogdenz 16.06.19 - 11:40pm
Things that will almost certainly happen...stick a spoon in half a grapefruit and the juice will squ*rt you in the eye! Try to stab a pickled onion with a fork and it will fly off the plate.(this happened to me earlier and the pickled onion flew off and went behind the cooker) * +

ogdenz 16.06.19 - 11:42pm
Amongst the pairs of socks in the sock drawer there will always be a lone one..unpaired. * +

ogdenz 16.06.19 - 11:46pm
When on a car journey with young kids they will almost certainly repeatedly ask ''Are we there yet''? * +

1clivey1 16.06.19 - 11:49pm
if you drop a pill it will allways roll under sofa etc never lands where you can see it * +

3mel 17.06.19 - 01:05am
if you arrive home so desperate to use the toilet it's painful, you will not unlock the door easily on the first attempt. * +

mok214 17.06.19 - 01:11am
When you drive for six hours straight, when you start downshifting for that fuel stop the first thing you will notice is that you have a pee emergency. * +

mok214 17.06.19 - 01:12am
I don't care how good of a cook you think you are, once you fry bacon without a shirt on it will splatter directly on you. * +

ogdenz 17.06.19 - 02:07am
When you cook pasta you will almost certainly cook more than you need. * +

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