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Subject: Jokes about women.
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dodgey 20.11.18 - 10:03am
1 -How do you turn a fox into an elephant?
Marry it!
2 -What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A battery has a positive side.
5 - How do you make 5 pounds of fat look good?
Put a nipple on it.
5 - Why do women fake org*sms ?
Because they think men care
6 - Why do men pass gas more than women?
Because women can't shut up long enough to build up the required pressure.
7 - If your dog is barking at the back door and your wife is yelling at the front door, who do you let in first ?
The dog, of course. He'll shut up once you let it in.
8 - Scientists have discovered a food that diminishes a woman's sex drive by 90...
It's called a Wedding cake * +
dodgey 20.11.18 - 10:03am
Post yours here. A friend sent me these today and are funny and gets the post started. * +
slick_01 20.11.18 - 10:10am
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ladibud 20.11.18 - 10:24am
... the one about the dog was the funnier one * +
jain5j 20.11.18 - 10:25am
V true...but didnt get no 6.. * +
mikeymk 20.11.18 - 02:09pm
When can women make you a millionaire? When you're a billionaire. * +
mikeymk 20.11.18 - 02:09pm
How are women and tornadoes alike? They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave. * +
mikeymk 20.11.18 - 02:11pm
What is easier to pick up, the heavier it gets? A woman. * +
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