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Subject: For long posters only
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wozzak 17.11.18 - 09:04pm
tell a story using the whole reply box. * +

wozzak 17.11.18 - 09:04pm
One night on the darkest of all nights me tommy mumra beaker tiny tears noddy and boo boo went for a pint down the dog and bowl so i got us our drinks and noddy just wanted water but i sneaked in a little gin so then after a few hours we decided to leave and go for fish and chips but this woman just barged in front of beaker and i said hey what are you doing get back there and wait your turn she then pulled down her knickers bent over and said hows that mike gatting i said comeone you lot lets go * +

trashy 17.11.18 - 09:55pm
Mikey's probably still typing... * +

shadow27 17.11.18 - 10:05pm
I had this crazy dream.. The Statue of Liberty wasn't really a statue, it was a giant robot that the French had captured and encased in stone. So, assuming that to be true, it wasn't really a gift.. It was more a kind of mechanical Trojan Horse or ticking time bomb waiting to happen. How does anyone type much more than that? Like, really? * +

mikeymk 17.11.18 - 10:35pm

As it happens, i was gonna say, the other day, i recently became the star in a CostCo customer service training video.
A few weeks ago when my arm was in plaster, I was in the MK one and I wanted to buy a glow fish.. because one of mine died. I've got fish there before, and I knew I had to find someone to help me - so I found a member of staff and asked for help. Some random Costco bird said she would have to get someone trained to handle fish, to help me. She then went on to explain you have to squirt the fish slime into the bag, put the ticket on the bag and whatever, blah. I thought, if she knew all this, why couldn't she just help me..?! So I waited for 10 minutes and then decided to find some other monkey, she weren't trained either but she said she would get someone to help me. Result. A minute later I heard the tannoy call for help in the fish department. So I waited another 15 minutes and got bored shitless.
As i say, I bought fish there before, and I knew what to do. I just had to be careful not to get my cast wet. So I opened the tank cover, got a bag and filled it with water and squirted in the anti-stress fish slime and grabbed the fish I wanted. I even plucked out two dead fish and... recorded them in a notepad by the side. Then I used the filter air hose to fill the bag with air and tied it shut, stuck the label on the bag for the tills, then wiped down the counter, and went on my merry way.
Now when I went there last week i needed to stop at customer service, and some geezer i know was working there. C=nt had this little smirk on his face and he asked me if I was going to be getting any fish today..? When I asked why, he told me that security had saved the video of me helping myself at the fish tanks, and that management had made everyone watch the video - as an example of a customer service failure... I should've been paid for that shit, man. * +

mikeymk 17.11.18 - 10:36pm

Took me fkn 40 mins cos I'm in the bath and my phone screen's wet. * +

newt182 18.11.18 - 12:01am
Tldr * +

crail 18.11.18 - 12:32am
Tldr. I think I'll read this bullsh*t tomorrow when I'm sober * +

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