Noisy neighbors - Page 1/9

Subject: Noisy neighbors
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wickedwitch 13.02.18 - 07:35pm
If you had new neighbors and were taking the piss being loud as fu*k blasting music and making heaps of noise how would you react? * +

prattle 13.02.18 - 07:36pm
Id sh*t in their kettle * +

jason86 13.02.18 - 07:39pm
Smile and pull out my drum kit.....lets see who wins...LOL! * +

wickedwitch 13.02.18 - 07:40pm
They will leave before us she can't blast her tunes nowhere near as drastic as we can

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gt_tdi 13.02.18 - 07:41pm
I haven't got any neighbours, but I suppose in that scenario, I'd dig a really big hole among the trees in my wood, go round to the neighbour, ask them to come and give me some help moving something, push them into the hole, release a load of angry badgers into the hole to fuck them up a bit before calling the badgers away and filling the hole in. Then I'd go and knock their house down so no more of the noisy twats can move in. * +

corpse81 13.02.18 - 07:42pm
I get it all the time but i aint complaining. Theyre my housemates and i understand its kind of hard for them to live a normal everyday life when someone is sleeping during the day, and vice versa. * +

tranie 13.02.18 - 07:42pm
years ago i used to live next door to a load of spaniards fk me they were loud. Every friday and saturday till 4 or 5 am they would be partying, they were incapeable of talking to each other, they had to shout. I asked them politely a few times to keep it down. One night i totally had enough i barged in and kicked fk outta the sterio. About 25 ppl were just staring at me gobsmaked. I gave them each the evil eye and marched out. They moved a few weeks later so problem solved

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wickedwitch 13.02.18 - 07:45pm

@ gt_tdi - 13.02.18 - 07:41pm
I haven't got any neighbours, but I suppose in that scenario, I'd dig a really big hole among the trees in my wood, go round to the neighbour, ask them to come and give me some help moving something, push them into the hole, release a load of angry badgers into the hole to fuck them up a bit before calling the badgers away and filling the hole in. Then I'd go and knock their house down so no more of the noisy twats can move in.

I only have cats

but do have a friend..Yeah I mean field

and a church you know for their funeral. * +