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Subject: So I can't
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deusexmachina 8.12.17 - 10:24pm
Get into my house because some little t**t is up on a roof down our street and throwing roof tiles at police and my street is closed. Apparently me shouting if you don't fall or jump then I am going to kill you, you little c*nt is a cautionable offence. They're getting him a pizza because he has asked for one. * +

gt_tdi 8.12.17 - 10:30pm
What toppings is he having? * +

deusexmachina 8.12.17 - 10:33pm
fu*k knows, but I have been at work all day and this little bast*rd is getting his tea before I am. * +

gt_tdi 8.12.17 - 10:38pm
You know what to do. Get a ladder and kick him into someone's garden.

He's been up there since midday though, what the fu*k are the police playing at? * +

3mel 8.12.17 - 10:40pm
if you get yourself arrested the police will feed you for free * +

trashy 8.12.17 - 10:48pm
You get free pizza if you get on a roof? Brb... * +

fir3hill 8.12.17 - 11:03pm
Top of the world ma! * +

3mel 8.12.17 - 11:04pm

there's a side order of wings in it for you if you throw your po0p at them too * +

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