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Subject: unsavoury toiletry ablutions...
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mangus 8.03.15 - 02:15am
you know the situation, you're on the throne.. you've successfully managed to squeeze out an extremely stubborn big jobs, accompanied by the usual van 'n rearguard of rabbit pellet sized excretia.. aaand bingo, there's no toilet paper at hand, and no help for the giving of the foresaid..(eek)
what do you use for wiping? i'll start you off, today i had to use one of my socks..(omg) which wasn't exactly ideal for the job in hand and a bit messy. cheered myself up from my own disgust tho by launching the offending sock into the neighbours garden.. (have learned from bitter experience not to try flushing such alien objects.)
so there you go, but as a wise man once said; ''semper in faecibus sumus sole, profundum variat.'' (for_sure) * +
berk 8.03.15 - 02:16am
Cigarettes make me poo * +
madam.x 8.03.15 - 02:19am
Big Jobs.. I love that phrase and I've not heard it for ages. lol * +
badvok 8.03.15 - 03:31am
Jesus ! * +
redvixen 8.03.15 - 03:37am
ha! didya chuck into that annoying crochtety womans place? 
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redvixen 8.03.15 - 03:39am
Me too * +
berk 8.03.15 - 03:41am
That first cigarette on the doorstep makes me wanna poo. I think it's anticipation * +
vampirebutterfly 8.03.15 - 03:56am
Glad I'm not your neighbor. I wear a hazmat suit and stuff it in your tailpipe (stink) * +
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