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Subject: fun
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sooraj88 27.02.14 - 06:27am
Let us Share some funny things here.... * +

dodgey 27.02.14 - 06:28am
Let's not * +

mikeymk 27.02.14 - 06:30am
Your haircut? * +

8letters 27.02.14 - 06:35am
i could post the worlds longest joke * +

notsabad 27.02.14 - 06:45am
Thanks Sooraj.. I'm having a great time already! * +

peta 27.02.14 - 06:48am
I'm gonna be a drag not sleeping an nights. * +

mikeymk 27.02.14 - 06:48am
An elderly couple are enjoying an anniversary dinner together in a small tavern.
The husband leans over and asks his wife,
''Do you remember the first time we had sex over fifty years ago? We went behind this tavern where you leaned against the fence and I made love to you.''
''Yes'' she says,
''I remember it well.''
''OK,'' he says,
''How about taking a stroll round there again and we can do it for old time sake?''
''Oooooooh Henry, you devil, that sounds like a good idea,'' she answers.
There's a police officer sitting in the next booth listening to all this, and having a chuckle to himself. He thinks, ''I've got to see these two old-timers having sex against a fence. I'll just keep an eye on them so there's no trouble.'' So he follows them.
They walk haltingly along, leaning on each other for support, aided by walking sticks.
Finally they get to the back of the tavern and make their way to the fence.
The old lady lifts her skirt, takes her knickers down and the old man drops his trousers.
She turns around and as she hangs on to the fence, the old man moves in.
Suddenly they erupt into the most furious sex that the policeman has ever seen. They are bucking and jumping like eighteen-year olds. This goes on for about forty minutes.
She's yelling, ''Ohhh, God!''
He's hanging on to her hips for dear life.This is the most athletic sex imaginable. Finally, they both collapse panting on the ground.
After about half hour recovering, the old couple struggle to their feet and put their clothes back on. The policeman, still watching thinks, that was amazing, he was going like a train. I've got to ask him what his secret is!
As the couple passes, he says to them, ''That was something else! You must have been going forty minutes. How do you manage it?''
The old man says, ''Fifty years ago that wasn't a bleedin electric fence'' * +

notsabad 27.02.14 - 06:50am
Oh not jokes already... Jokes aren't funny at....... what the hell time is it anyway? * +

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