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contented 24.02.14 - 06:34pm
...or the horrors of riding public transport. share here. * +

loneranger 24.02.14 - 06:37pm
I havent been on public transport for years. * +

contented 24.02.14 - 06:37pm
so today I've travelled from London to Glasgow to Glencoe by bus. I'm on the last leg the now. earlier I'm on the Glasgow bus and when it pulled into manchester the whole of the back seat became free. Quick as a flash I dive on it, turn my coat into a pillow, buckle up around the middle and fall asleep. Now, I snore. I mean SNORE!!! I wake up ten minutes from Glasgow and I can feel the loathing. it's palpable... * +

loneranger 24.02.14 - 06:38pm
stop lying Cheryl you followed through! * +

contented 24.02.14 - 06:40pm
Then, as if things can't get any worse. I have to clunk, I hope it's a nice quiet release but oh no. It's a trouser trumpet of epic forte and it pen and inks to high heaven. It's not even as if I have anyone sitting next to me. sweet jesus I was glad to disembark at the earliest opportunity. I'm usually fairly brazen but I could feel my cheeks, both sets, burning with shame... poor * +

campa 24.02.14 - 06:41pm
Ha ha, result, Al. Get up, yawn, stretch, make eye contact with all the haters while farting loudly. Then walk off the bus with your head held high * +

contented 24.02.14 - 06:44pm

@ sourface - 24.02.14 - 06:36pm
1996 I had a blue pair of addidas pants with the pink strips going down just fkn wore them for first time me and my mates always sat upstairs at the back some filthy c**t had left chud on the seat I stood up and it was fkn caked to my arse

chud? what is this chud of which you speak... * +

obi_jon 24.02.14 - 06:45pm
Chuddy = chewing gum * +

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