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Subject: Shoite X-mas T.V. Treats
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scottus 24.12.13 - 05:49am
As opposed to watching the s**t broadcast on t.v. this year, I decided to watch my own chosen picks of visual excrement. First up, I have the 1996 epic of Santa With Muscles. What does millionaire Hulk Hogan do when he gets amnesia? He believes he's Santa and makes this pile of awesome garbage with Mila Kunis.
Next I'll be watching the equally astounding 1972 film Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny. When Santa gets his sleigh stuck in the sand on a Florida beach, he will need all the help he can get from the local children, a man dressed in a gorilla suit and the ice cream bunny who rides a fire engine for absolutely no good reason.
Then it's on to the 1989 film Elves. A Na.zi grandfather chooses a girl to get impregnated by an elf, that will create the 4th Reich to take over the world in the form of Na.zi... Elves. Oh yes, I am spoiling myself this Christmas.
After that it's time for Silent Night, Deadly Night 2. I don't need to watch the first again, as the 2nd film is 50 percent footage from the first. When poor Rickys brother Billy sees his parents murdered by a thief dressed as Santa and subsequently goes on a killing spree dressed as Santa, it's up to Ricky to carry on this family Christmas tradition in part 2. YouTube GARBAGE DAYYY! for a truly diamond moment in all of acting history. 
Then there's Santa Claus Conquers the Martians, Don't Open Till Christmas, Santa's Slay and Christmas Evil if I really hate myself.
Whatever you watch this Christmas, make sure it's terrible 
And Happy Christmas! *
tokage 24.12.13 - 05:51am
merry Christmas to u too Scotty. *
birdy 24.12.13 - 05:51am
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