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Subject: realistic jokes
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evaknigh 15.05.07 - 09:31am
a duck walks into a store and says Give me some chapstick, put it on my bill But the cash register attendee doesn't speak English and cannot understand him. He does, however, question whether his God is punishing him because as all people know... ducks cannot speak! However, this hallucination must be punishment for a horrid misdeed. The employee breaks down into tears and begins reciting a ... * +

evaknigh 15.05.07 - 09:32am
The duck slightly miffed, walks out, pondering why he'd need chapstick anyway seeing as he has no lips. * +

lizzie28 15.05.07 - 09:33am
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evaknigh 15.05.07 - 09:33am
What do you get when you cross a chicken with a centipede? - A media circus about eh debate over the morals and ethics of genetic engineering. * +

deluca 15.05.07 - 09:34am
uh * +

evaknigh 15.05.07 - 09:35am
A whgite man is driving a cadillac on a highway in Texas. He notices a black man pushing his bicycle along the side of the road. He pulls over to talk to the black man and offer him a ride. He says I can't fit your bike into my car, but i cant tie it to the back and let you ride behind me. If i'm going too fast just yell! The black man says No thanks that sounds pretty risky * +

evaknigh 15.05.07 - 09:37am
A duck walks into a bar... Animal control is promptly called, the duck is taken to a near by park and realeased. * +

elisa_22 15.05.07 - 09:38am
In a public library an italian man n a englishman r engaged in a animated conversation. A lady sittin next 2 them ignores that at first but her attention is caught by the italian man, emma c*ms firts. Then i come. Then two c*m 2gthr. I c*m once more. 2 asses, they c*m 2gthr again. I c*m again n pee twice. Then i c*m one lasta time. The lady snaps u sex obsessed swine! Speakin aloud in a.... * +

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