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Subject: share a smile
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puntch 15.07.15 - 07:48pm
Aany * +

puntch 15.07.15 - 07:49pm
Any person mana share a joke please * +

puntch 15.07.15 - 08:26pm
Two boys were arguing when the teacher entered the room.

The teacher says, Why are you arguing?

One boy answers, We found a ten dollor bill and decided to give it to whoever tells the biggest lie.

You should be ashamed of yourselves, said the teacher, When I was your age I didnt even know what a lie was.

The boys gave the ten dollars to the teacher.
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puntch 15.07.15 - 08:29pm
An Englishman an Irishman and a Scotsman were in a pub, talking about their sons. My son was born on St Georges Day, commented the English man. So we obviously decided to call him George Thats a real coincidence, remarked the Scot. My son was born on St Andrews Day, so obviously we decided to call him Andrew.
Thats incredible, what a coincidence, said the Irishman. Exactly the same thing happened with my son Pancake. * +

puntch 15.07.15 - 08:47pm
Teacher: Anyone who thinks he's stupid may stand up!
*Nobody stands up*
Teacher: Im sure there are some stupid students over here!!
*Little Johnny stands up*
Teacher: Ohh, Johnny you think you're stupid?
Little Johnny: No... i just feel bad that you're standing alone... * +

puntch 15.07.15 - 09:00pm
A man had a party where all the rich people attend.
And the he had a pool with alligators. So he announced that anyone who will swim across this pool and come out alive will be granted three wishes.
But no one wanted to go for the challenge. All of a sudden, there was a big splash and a man was swimming like a hell and came out alive.
So the host asked, What are your three wishes?
The man replied, Give me the shotgun and bulllets and show me the idiot that pushed me in .... * +

puntch 15.07.15 - 09:07pm
category: Men jokes

A woman didn't come home one night. The next morning she told her husband that she had slept over at a friend's house. The man called his wife's 10 best friends. None of them knew anything about it.
A man didn't come home 1 night. The next morning he told his wife that he had slept over at a friends house. The wife called her husband's 10 best friends. 8 of them confirmed that he had slept over and 2 said he was still there.
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puntch 15.07.15 - 09:13pm
Aa woman gets on a bus with her baby. The bus driver says: Ugh, that's the ugliest baby I've ever seen! The woman walks to the rear of the bus and sits down, fuming. She says to a man next to her: The driver just insulted me! The man says: You go up there and tell him off. Go on, I'll hold your monkey for you. * +

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