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Subject: drunk

doc.four 3.09.16 - 03:34pm
I lost my taxi fares on a night out once (spent them) so had to walk home in a really bad snowstorm. Half way home I needed a poo and ran to my mum's house which was closer, but she was out. It got really desperate and I had to dig a hole in the snow and do my business right there.. I covered it up and vowed to go back the next day. In the morning I was woken by my phone going mad, it was my mum. The snow had defrosted during the night and she was convinced her neighbours had shat on her drive. She still doesn't speak to them (lol) * +

somerson 3.09.16 - 07:30pm

@ doc.four - 3.09.16 - 03:34pm
I lost my taxi fares on a night out once (spent them) so had to walk home in a really bad snowstorm. Half way home I needed a poo and ran to my mum's house which was closer, but she was out. It got really desperate and I had to dig a hole in the snow and do my business right there.. I covered it up and vowed to go back the next day. In the morning I was woken by my phone going mad, it was my mum. The snow had defrosted during the night and she was convinced her neighbours had shat on her drive. She still doesn't speak to them (lol)

Whaaaat?! (shocked2)
How shockingly disgusting. Your poor poor mum (pmpl) * +

mrfruity 3.09.16 - 10:44pm

(lmao) * +

mrfruity 3.09.16 - 10:46pm
got hammered at the cider house and passed out years agoo.never bin able to touch the stuff since.. *