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Subject: Funny Moments
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redjewel 12.10.13 - 02:24pm
Any funny moments.. pick up lines... story ... jokes... u can share ... :p * +

redjewel 12.10.13 - 02:37pm
The child and his mother:

A curious child asked his mother: Mommy, why are some of your hairs turning grey?

The mother tried to use this occasion to teach her child: It is because of you, dear. Every bad action of yours will turn one of my hairs grey!

The child replied innocently: Now I know why grandmother has only grey hairs on her head. (pmpl) * +

redjewel 12.10.13 - 02:40pm
A police officer found a perfect hiding place for watching for speeding motorists.

One day, the officer was amazed when everyone was under the speed limit, so he investigated and found the problem.

A 10 years old boy was standing on the side of the road with a huge hand painted sign which said Radar Trap Ahead.

A little more investigative work led the officer to the boys accomplice: another boy about 100 yards beyond the radar trap with a sign reading TIPS and a bucket at his feet full of change. (haha) * +

redjewel 12.10.13 - 02:42pm
A Professor was traveling by boat. On his way he asked the sailor:

Do you know Biology, Ecology, Zoology, Geography, physiology?

The sailor said no to all his questions.

Professor: What the hell do you know on earth. You will die of illiteracy.

After a while the boat started sinking. The Sailor asked the Professor, do you know swiminology escapology from sharkology?

The professor said no.

Sailor: Well, sharkology crocodilogy will eat your assology, headology you will dieology because of your mouthology. (laugh2) haha * +

redjewel 12.10.13 - 02:43pm
The class teacher asks students to name an animal that begins with an E. One boy says, Elephant.

Then the teacher asks for an animal that begins with a T. The same boy says, Two elephants.

The teacher sends the boy out of the class for bad behavior. After that she asks for an animal beginning with M.

The boy shouts from the other side of the wall: Maybe an elephant! (hehe2) * +

redjewel 12.10.13 - 02:46pm
A college student is deeply in love with his classmate but he doesnt know what to do to get the girls attention.

One day, he came to ask the girl for help with his assignments and the girl agreed.

Happily, he came to sit next to the girl the next day and took out a book pretending to read.

After a little while, the girl asked: You must be a genius. How can you read a book upside down? (lmao) * +

redjewel 12.10.13 - 02:58pm
3 men died and went up to heaven. The guy at the gate said The better you were to your wife, the better kind of car youll get.

The first guy was very loyal to his wife and got a Ferrari. The second man fought with his wife so he got a broken down car. The last guy cheated on his wife dozens of times so he got a scooter.

One day the guy on the scooter saw the guy in the Ferrari crying. He asked him, Why are you crying?

He answered, I just saw my wife on roller skates. (rofl) * +

redjewel 12.10.13 - 03:02pm
Two bold headed guys were fighting over one comb :-) (grin2) * +

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