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Subject: wax lyrical
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jlh1182 28.09.13 - 08:16pm
I'm like an undercover cop, in
bed, I'm undercover double
I'm undiscovered in rubble and
only trouble is that
I keep staring in space, they call
me Hubble
Like a c*ckney in the bath with a
bong, I'm having a bubble * +
jlh1182 28.09.13 - 08:18pm
They say I'm blocking, I'm table
topping, I'm mocking
I'm mopping the floor for pills and
s**t, Then I'm dropping
Un-metaphorically though, I'm like
a boffin
, I'm boffing
s**t the thought of a f*g got me
coughin', now I'm in a coffin
Underlyin', I'm lying, I'm lying
under my bed
I'm lying under the guillotine while
they're giving me head
I'm like chlamydia butter, coz I'm
easily spread * +
jlh1182 28.09.13 - 08:19pm
I'm like a kid named Ed, coz my
eyes are red
Tryin' to have a quick session, I'm
messin'
Don't have a session when your
mum's in the house, learned my
lesson
Back to subject, I burn the bestin
If you want a toke on my spliff,
need investment
I want to kick it with Rik Waller,
and let him lick the
Sauce off a virgin's legs, I'm
cherry lickin'
I'm sicker than playing cricket
with real stumps as wickets * +
jlh1182 28.09.13 - 08:21pm
I'm in love with a mouse named
Minnie, but I'll take the Mickey
A couple of people told me my
s**t was offensive
So I stabbed them and put their
heads on my fences
I told them understand a joke is
a joke
And if they weren't so dense,
then maybe I wouldn't get so
defensive * +
jlh1182 28.09.13 - 08:24pm
I'm like a new born child, coz I'm a
big t*t sucker
Like a man named Freud coz I'm
a clever motherlover * +
jlh1182 28.09.13 - 08:25pm
mc elro ... Sbtv warmup... * +
jlh1182 28.09.13 - 08:28pm
Coz I'm a chilled out drunk when I
drink right
And I'm aware of the fact my
body ain't built for the fight night
But it gives me the chance to
relax and forget the fact I'm tall
and white
But a bottle of vodka neat later
I keep drinking that ego inflator
I start thinking I'm Brad Pitt
Only less chiseled and more
tragic
I start texting my ex's
I'm lying, I wish I had ex's
I'm texting girls that I wanna to
have sex with * +
jlh1182 28.09.13 - 08:31pm
It's 3am and I won't stop pesting:
Hey you, it's three in the
morning, I'm thinking about you
Only reason I'm drinking is about
you
So come here and have sex with
me
Please I'm begging you!
No text back now I'm cringing
Wondering why I keep whinging
Coz a day goes by and I don't look
back
And I'm gonna go back to the
binging * +
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