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Subject: QUESTIONS THAT HAUNT ME!

000stu00 14.11.12 - 09:11pm
A great topic * +

djstorm 15.11.12 - 01:16am
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djstorm 15.11.12 - 10:41am
When we are in the supermarket and someone rams our ankle with a shopping cart then apologizes for doing so, why do we say, Its all right? Well, it isnt all right, so why dont we say, That really hurt, why dont you watch where youre going? Why does Superman stop bullets with his chest, but ducks when you throw a revolver at him? If you have sex with a prostitute against her will, is it considered r*pe or shoplifting? * +

djstorm 22.11.12 - 05:05pm
Do bald men wash their head with soap or shampoo? Why are the obituaries found in the living section of the newspaper? How can someone be dirt poor, and another be filthy rich? Are one handed people offended when police tell them to put their hands up? How can sweet and sour sauce be sweet and sour at the same time? Do cemetery workers prefer the graveyard shift? * +

djstorm 22.11.12 - 05:09pm
Did Noah keep his bees in archives? If a picture is worth a thousand words, what is a picture of a thousand words worth? If all the nations in the world are in debt, where did all the money go? What if you're in hell, and you're mad at someone, where do you tell them to go? When sign makers go on strike, is anything written on their signs? If your plan is having no plan, do you have a plan? If you take an Oriental person and spin him around several times, does he become disoriented? * +

djstorm 23.11.12 - 06:14am
Do infants enjoy infancy as much as adults enjoy adultery? If a pig loses its voice, is it disgruntled? If love is blind, why is lingerie so popular? When cheese gets its picture taken, what does it say? Why is a person who plays the piano called a pianist but a person who drives a race car not called a racist? How come no one ever says, It's only a game when their team is winning? If quitters never win, and winners never quit, what fool came up with, Quit while you're ahead? * +

djstorm 23.11.12 - 06:19am
If you mated a bull dog and a s**tsu, would it be called a bulls**t? Why is an electrical outlet called an outlet when you plug things into it? Shouldn't it be called an inlet. Where in the nursery rhyme does it say humpty dumpty is an egg? If an orange is orange, why isn't a lime called a green or a lemon called a yellow? What color would a smurf turn if you choked it? *

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