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Subject: 50 shades of
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romeo_b 6.07.12 - 11:15am
CHAV!.As he approached with those pasty white arms hanging out of his Gola vest, his smile told me it was benefit day and I knew my vel...our tracksuit would be hanging off the lamp shade tonight. It was Dwayne's birthday. I was preparing his special tea of Findus Crispy Pancakes and Pot Noodle. I would let him take me any way he wanted tonight. His favourite position was what he ca...lled The Dogs of War. Where he took me from behind and played Call of Duty at the same * +

romeo_b 6.07.12 - 11:18am
Our 6 week anniversary was approaching. This would be my longest relationship without becoming pregnant. I thought of this as he lay on top of me making love. His skinny arms straddled my head like breadsticks either side of an orange. As I rubbed his whiter than white back I imagined every mole I felt was spelling out Braille for I love you As I stood in line at the Job Centre thinking of reasons I couldn't work, a sweet smell drifted past my pig like nostrils. It was a mixture of weed, B.O a * +

romeo_b 6.07.12 - 11:20am
and Lynx Africa. I turned around and there was Dwayne. Our eyes met and he was soon lifting me onto the wheelie bins behind the Iceland. He had tied up his Staffy to block the ally way so we wouldn't be disturbed. There was a tramp watching but it just added to the mystery. I knew it was love and my life would never be the same. My mum had told me to leave Dwayne many times due to the violence but I knew he loved me as he always took his rings off before he hit me. Tonight though he was in a f * +

stexefc 6.07.12 - 11:39am
This s**t is gettin very borin now * +

romeo_b 6.07.12 - 11:41am
was in a foul mood, I had ****** his tea up after failing to de-frost his prawn ring I had nicked from farm foods. He picked up the power lead from my kids mega drive and whipped it across my doughy ****. It stung but I liked it. I shouted again again so he carried on. I thought my shell suit would rip into a million pieces. As I looked over my shoulder I saw his Weetabix toothed smile. He even had a semi on which rare as the crack normally played havoc with his erections * +

tekt0nix 6.07.12 - 11:57am
for such a popular book u thought someone else would av made a post bout it by now * +

caaaake 6.07.12 - 04:37pm
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gerbil83 6.07.12 - 04:40pm
50 shades of my ass * +

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