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@ joker01 - 5.03.12 - 12:59pm
ny*phomaniacs conference.A man boarded an aircraft at London's Heathrow Airport Terminal 5 for New York, and taking his seat as he settled in, he noticed a very beautiful woman boarding the plane.He realised she was heading straight toward his seat and bingo - she took the seat right beside him.'Hello', he blurted out, 'Business trip or vacation?'She turned, smiled enchantingly and said, 'Business.I'm going to the annual ny*phomaniac convention in the United States.'He sw*llowed hard. He

Well kinda fks this joke up lmao Owell guess i'll get it right soon lol * +

fusspot 5.03.12 - 11:39pm
pmpl

kinda does * +

h0tpiink 6.03.12 - 02:56am
2 middle aged men out on the pi*s, both decide it would be a good idea to visit a brothel. On arrival the brothel Madamme whispers to one of her girls ''stick a couple of inflatable dolls in their room, they're far too drunk to notice the difference'' So the Madamme shows the two men to their room and waves them off 5minutes later. During the walk home one man said to the other ''I think my girl was dead ya know, she didn't make a sound or move once' to which the other man replied... * +

h0tpiink 6.03.12 - 02:57am
..''you think that's bad, I think mine was a fkin witch, I gave her a wee bite on the a*se and she farted in my face and flew out the window!!'' *