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Subject: anti-jokes
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zackzero 6.04.11 - 09:11am
def: a joke that starts typical so that you would expect a laugh but ends with such anticlimax that it becomes funny in its own right. The lack of punchline is the punchline. * +

zackzero 6.04.11 - 09:13am
what did the lawyer say to the other lawer? we are both lawyers * +

zackzero 6.04.11 - 09:14am
A duck walks into a bar. Animal control is promptly called and the duck is released in a nearby park. * +

phallica 6.04.11 - 09:15am
A man wakes up from a fantastic dream where he was riding a winged panda over an ice blue sea. When he wakes up, he turns to tell his wife but she has no interest. Sadly, he starts to cry, knowing that his marriage in tatters and that she's sleeping with the pool boy. * +

zackzero 6.04.11 - 09:21am
Two cows are in a field. Suddenly, from behind a bush, a rabbit leaps out and runs away. One cow looks round a bit, eats some grass and then wanders off. * +

zackzero 6.04.11 - 09:21am
A white guy, a black guy, and a spanish guy jump off a building. They all die on impact and their families mourn their loss for years to come. * +

zackzero 6.04.11 - 09:22am
So this guy walks into the doctor's and saysDoctor, it hurts when I poke my leg likethis. The doctor says Yes, you'veshattered both your kneecaps. You'll neverwalk again. * +

zackzero 6.04.11 - 09:23am
What did the homeless man get for christmas? Nothing. * +

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