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Subject: Date me
Replies: 45 Views: 6591
dan27notts 18.10.15 - 11:41pm
Reasons to date me:
Cool
Funny
Good at fighting
Good at talking to girls
No STDs
Good at sex
Good wage
Tall
No illnesses
Have my own car
Good GCSE results
Good credit score
Strong
Non smoker
Likes memes
UKIP voter
Can swim
Goes to the gym
Likes to travel * +
dan27notts 18.10.15 - 11:45pm
Reasons not to date me:
Still lives at home with parents
Slight receding hair line
Emotionless
Poor fashion sense
Cannot make my own bed
Cannot use washing machine
Becomes irrational when drunk
Small pension fund * +
vampdude 18.10.15 - 11:49pm
You sound somewhat desperate and a bit sad. 
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sensible 19.10.15 - 09:16am
The reasons not to date you 
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irnbrux 19.10.15 - 10:50am
proof or it didn't happen * +
co.uk 19.10.15 - 11:51am
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vampdude 19.10.15 - 05:06pm
I think small pension fund is code...
For small penis. 
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dan27notts 19.10.15 - 08:21pm
No, i had a company pension for 9 years at my old place but they only ever paid 2.50 a week into it hence why it isnt worth much but now im on the auto enrolment scheme so 1 percent of my wages get paid in each week * +
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