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Subject: Would you work..
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trunking 11.02.24 - 03:55pm
..in a morgue if you earned 500 pounds a day? Is that too little? How about 1000 pounds a day would you still work there? * +

ogdenz 11.02.24 - 04:04pm
Yes. Why not? That's a good wage. * +

ogdenz 11.02.24 - 04:10pm
Reminds me of a joke.
Young fella gets a job in the mortuary cleaning up the bodies. On his first day there the corpse of a gorgeous 25 year old woman gets brought in. He does his job of cleaning her up but one thing puzzles him..he asks his boss 'Why has she got a prawn between her legs'? That's not a prawn you idiot,that's her c****ris his boss replies'! Oh says the new lad ..'it sure tastes like a prawn'! * +

faun 11.02.24 - 05:11pm
I like a good smell.

A bakery, a coffee shop, that sort of thing.

I don't mind picking people's bins up but those wagons stink. I couldn't be a binman. Oh and fishmonger, there's another.

I've never been in a morgue. I'm sure most of the fresh ones aren't too bad, but some people stink when they're alive, can you imagine a few dozen maggot cases..?
Imagine if one explodes...

Nah, I'll stick with the smell of cut wood. * +

warded 11.02.24 - 05:52pm
Eh... It's a living dontknow

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obi_jon 11.02.24 - 06:39pm

@ faun - 11.02.24 - 05:11pm
I like a good smell.

A bakery, a coffee shop, that sort of thing.

I don't mind picking people's bins up but those wagons stink. I couldn't be a binman. Oh and fishmonger, there's another.

I've never been in a morgue. I'm sure most of the fresh ones aren't too bad, but some people stink when they're alive, can you imagine a few dozen maggot cases..?
Imagine if one explodes...

Nah, I'll stick with the smell of cut wood.

When I was 16 I had a summer job working on a maggot farm(supplying a fishing bait vending machine company*). The money was excellent but I only lasted a fortnight and it was the worst 2 weeks of my life, over 30yrs later and I am still slightly traumatised by the whole experience but particularly by the smell, which was so bad I am almost gagging just thinking about it now as I type this.(stink)

* yes, they sold live maggots from refrigerated vending machines. * +

faun 11.02.24 - 07:00pm
We had one of those machines in MK, at a petrol station on the old A5 which has long gone. * +

obi_jon 11.02.24 - 08:40pm
It could well have been one of theirs, they were usually found at petrol stations close to popular fishing spots all over the country. * +