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Subject: Lima Brown: Master of Disguise
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shadow27 27.08.22 - 04:22am
*previously on Lima Brown: Master of Disguise*
''The culprit who stole the Purple-Nurple Amethyst is non other than..''
*Gasps of shocked onlookers*
''Why it's..''
''Yes, Mr Propadopolous! Otherwise known as the Scat Acrobat!''
''But how did you figure it out, Lima?''
''Nobody else could have penetrated the laser detection system with such agility! Legend has it that he once performed a backwards triple somersault and landed a turd right on his own face as he dismounted.''
''Brilliant!''
''Well, that and the massive turd that was left in place of the famous amethyst. Dead giveaway. I don't even know how Scotland Yard couldn't figure it out.''
*Bondesque theme tune plays* * +
shadow27 27.08.22 - 04:32am
*Later on at the super secret Master HQ at 11 Downing Street*
Wildnilf, Master of Operations: ''Well Lima, we are quite impressed with your performance. Last week you nabbed the notorious coat-thief who was terrorising local businesses. Your idea to disguise yourself as an unemployed alcoholic worked wonders!''
Lima: ''Erm.. yes. Disguise. That's what it was.''
Wildnilf: ''Now I have an important mission for you. I'm sorry to tell you this but.. Your work colleague Sensible undrwear isn't who she appears to be!''
Lima: ''That is absolutely ludicrous! I've worked with her for years!''
Wildnilf: ''Well.. take a look at these. This is a picture taken at the launching of the Challenger shuttle in 1986.. who do you see in the foreground?''
Lima: ''What on Earth?! It can't be!''
Wildnilf: ''Yes.. and again in the control room of the Chernobyl nuclear reactor.''
Lima: ''This.. it can't be.''
Wildnilf: ''I'm sorry to tell you this.. but Sensible undrwear is.. a double agent.''
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shadow27 27.08.22 - 04:33am
Why the fu*k is undrwear censored? 
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shadow27 27.08.22 - 04:43am
Lima: ''This is stupid.. and this is the third time this week you have brought me in here to talk about this. These are clearly poorly Photoshopped images.. exactly who put you up to this? Jesus Christ Nana!''
*Clovey: Master of Gadgets walks in*
Clovey: ''Lima, I have some new gadgets for you test when you have a moment.''
Lima: ''Just in time! I need to get out of here.''
* +
tridonic 27.08.22 - 07:26am
Live and let pie ? * +
tridonic 27.08.22 - 07:27am
The pie who loved me ? * +
tridonic 27.08.22 - 07:27am
For your pies only ? * +
tridonic 27.08.22 - 07:27am
Pie raker ? * +
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