Would Your Rather?

Subject: Would Your Rather?

liamb17 24.06.22 - 10:24pm
Then youre lucky not to be in that profession peta. Although to be honest, youd be skint

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peta 24.06.22 - 10:29pm
True virtue to be broke, but not desperate.

Takes great fortitude. Ill stick to that side.

Anything else of your typical puerility before you scurry on being desperate elsewhere?

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budgiesmuggler 24.06.22 - 11:24pm
I drive the Porsche my bi**h wife bought me away from the job I hate.

I arrive 10 minutes late for my daily ball kicking.
I'm walking out with an ice pack on my balls when suddenly..
Tiny elephants.
must have been like a thousand of them.
I stomp them on the way back to the car

I throw the now filthy Yeezys my c*nt wife bought me away and drive off.

Big Don calls me and invites me over.

I'm stopped at a red light and a bu m tries to wash my windscreen.
He does a bad job.
I tell him he did a bad job and should feel bad.
I break his squeegee.

I arrive at Don's and he's setting a camera up in front of a black sofa.
He presses record and we start making out.
He's passionately l*cking and sucking my amputated leg stump when Liam walks in and says 'it is time'
'i am ready' I reply.

Liam forces me to chew as don po0ps in my mouth.
I feel my body changing.
I am getting younger.
My power is building.
I am Dr Manshatton.
I dematerialise, leaving nothing behind but a hardened po0p cast of my face.

I travel to a state where abortion is banned to start breeding my army.

Liam wears the po0p cast mask while pleasuring don and gets a 20 million dollar tip because it was the best he's ever had. * +

iilmadme 25.06.22 - 12:04am
fu*k's sakes

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ogdenz 25.06.22 - 12:44am

@ budgiesmuggler - 24.06.22 - 11:24pm
I drive the Porsche my bi**h wife bought me away from the job I hate.

I arrive 10 minutes late for my daily ball kicking.
I'm walking out with an ice pack on my balls when suddenly..
Tiny elephants.
must have been like a thousand of them.
I stomp them on the way back to the car

I throw the now filthy Yeezys my c*nt wife bought me away and drive off.

Big Don calls me and invites me over.

I'm stopped at a red light and a bu m tries to wash my windscreen.
He does a bad job.
I tell him he did a bad job and should feel bad.
I break his squeegee.

I arrive at Don's and he's setting a camera up in front of a black sofa.
He presses record and we start making out.
He's passionately l*cking and sucking my amputated leg stump when Liam walks in and says 'it is time'
'i am ready' I reply.

Liam forces me to chew as don po0ps in my mouth.
I feel my body changing.
I am getting younger.
My power is building.
I am Dr Manshatton.
I dematerialise, leaving nothing behind but a hardened po0p cast of my face.

I travel to a state where abortion is banned to start breeding my army.

Liam wears the po0p cast mask while pleasuring don and gets a 20 million dollar tip because it was the best he's ever had.