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Subject: So hattie
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bobdylan 25.02.17 - 10:40am
Had a leak , been a long running leak done a fair bit of damage .
No wait the bath leaked not hattie .
Anyway the floor bords got wet n the baths sinking in them . Getting it sorted slowly on the house insurance.
Now in the mean time the bath rooms a bit upside down , anyway I had a bath and I got out the bath I pull the plug and hmmmm I can hear water leaking again ! Baths sank some more in the floor and it's bug*ered the plug waste pipe so it's leaking argh , I dive under the bath to save the day by holding the waste pipe against the plug best I can to stop the water flowing all over the floor..... That's the scene set for you all .
SO HATTIE
Walks in after hearing the commotion . (Mainly me effing and blinding)
Picture the scene .... It's a small bath room and there's me wet with a towel tied round me on all fours head under floor of the bath .... Your six ..... What would you do ?
I don't know she's there till the towel is whipped to one side and SMACK !
CRACK goes my head on the top of the bath
SMACK !
SMACK !
SMACK !
MAAAAAAAAM COME LOOK AT DADDIES bu m AND PENIS ! (penis is hatties favourite new word)
SMACK ! * +
birdy 25.02.17 - 10:41am
Yeah ok * +
luvcaged 25.02.17 - 10:44am
ok 
* +
bobdylan 25.02.17 - 10:45am
KEEEEEEEERY !!!!!
SMACK !
HATTIE STOP THAT !
SMACK !
KEEEEEEEEERY !
*HAVE you noticed all good relationship barnies start with trying to communicate with a partner on a differnt floor of the house *
there's a lot of water spilling out as the naked man resorts too wiggling he's bu m to try escape the raving loony of a child !
I don't condone swearing at children .... But I am
And the kid finds this hilarious * +
wickedwitch 25.02.17 - 10:48am
Awww bless * +
bobdylan 25.02.17 - 10:54am
Kids are manky , my conclusion of fatherhood so far .
Babys - horrible fragile smelly things
2-3yrs - kinda cute but boring
3-6yrs - much more fun but manky * +
usbcable 25.02.17 - 11:20am
Hang in there the worst yet to come * +
irnbrux 25.02.17 - 11:22am
Keep the door shut then lol your own fault * +
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