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Subject: Stomach Bug
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peta 25.01.17 - 11:33pm
So I had a meeting today, sat comfortably in the conference room texting away sipping my latte macchiato until I was informed that two individuals were sent home, 4 workers called out today due to a possible stomach virus.

Now I'm on my way home and I can feel my intestines twitching, what the flying fu*k. I can't afford to miss days at work when I have limited time off and soo much shot to do before my vacation. Like, am I really getting this bug or is it mind over matter?!

Quick, I need strong combat medicine and ideas, hope it's not too late and I've already picked up this sh*t. That would suck. Oh man. I was being cautious, sanitized, dunno if I touched my mouth or face but I've not had any finger food..

Suggestions!! * +

smokeyb 25.01.17 - 11:35pm
quilted toilet paper * +

ementalm 25.01.17 - 11:37pm
a nappy? * +

irnbrux 25.01.17 - 11:38pm
Make sure you have correct distance from pan to sink * +

propidol 25.01.17 - 11:40pm
Chewing gum works. * +

poppyt 25.01.17 - 11:42pm
You are probably grand.....if you've been keeping your hands clean....more than likely its just psycisamatic....psycosamatic.... can't spell that word.... * +

smokeyb 25.01.17 - 11:46pm
psychosomatic addict insane * +

poppyt 25.01.17 - 11:51pm
that's the one :)
show off good speller.... * +

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