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obi_jon 10.07.23 - 10:35am
I reckon [link]these folk:http://youtu.be/3oAi_fFCGEg[/link] deserve a nomination. Dying for a tiktok trend ffs!
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obi_jon 10.07.23 - 10:47am
Hitting water hard at any kind of speed fkn hurts, like a LOT. It's like hitting concrete, as anyone who has ever been water skiing or been thrown/fallen off one of those giant inflatables they tow behind a speedboat at touristy beach resorts could attest to. * +

ogdenz 10.07.23 - 12:14pm
There's been a few people I've read of who's last words were 'Don't worry,it's not loaded'!
Unintentional suicide. * +

mikeymk 10.07.23 - 05:41pm
People have the right to die of stupidity, no matter what council muck together and proclaim otherwise. * +

obi_jon 10.07.23 - 05:50pm
All these 'boat jumping' deaths were due to poor judgement, oh and their necks being broken on impact with the water(dead) * +

obi_jon 10.07.23 - 05:51pm

@ mikeymk - 10.07.23 - 05:41pm
People have the right to die of stupidity, no matter what council muck together and proclaim otherwise.

Natural selection. * +

obi_jon 10.07.23 - 06:07pm
You don't necessarily even need to die to recieve a Darwin award, just take yourself out of the gene pool in an unusually stupid or novel way, like the Japanese factory worker who used to pass the time at work by sneakily pleasuring himself and rubbing his penis against a rubber conveyor belt, until of course one day he managed to get his junk caught in the workings, first mangling his meat and two veg before ripping them clean off.(argh) *

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