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Subject: ROFL ONE LINERS
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frodob18 8.09.10 - 07:59am
Please add your one liners and make people smile. 1. Going to a church does not make you a christian anymore than going to Mcdonalds makes you a hamburger. 2. What is a sheep without legs called? a cloud. 3. What is a camel with 3humps called? Humphreys. 4. What does a fish say when it runs into a wall? DAM!!! 5. What do cows do for entertainment? They rent moovies? 6. Which bar would a one legged waitress work? IHop 7. If cows could laugh,would milk come out of their nose? 8. Why do gorillas have big nostrils? Because they have big fingers. 9. *
xtash 28.11.10 - 03:40pm
A conclusion is the place where you got tired of thinking. *
xtash 28.11.10 - 03:40pm
A diplomat is someone who can tell you to go to hell in such a way that you will look forward to the trip. *
xtash 28.11.10 - 03:41pm
Before you criticize someone, you should walk a mile in their shoes. That way, when you criticize them, you're a mile away and you have their shoes *
xtash 28.11.10 - 03:41pm
Do not walk behind me, for I may not lead. Do not walk ahead of me, for I may not follow. Do not walk beside me, either. Just leave me alone. *
xtash 28.11.10 - 03:42pm
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xtash 28.11.10 - 03:43pm
Everyone has a photographic memory. Some don't have film.
Experience is something you don't get until just after you need it.
Experience is what you get when you didn't get what you wanted.
Few women admit their age. Few men act theirs.
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