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Subject: Jokes
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ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:34am
What a laugh heres sum funny jokes *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:42am
Paddys wife goes 2 doctor saying that after 10 yrs shes never ed. The Doc says relax & use a fan 2 keep cool durin s*x. Paddy refused 2 pay 4 a fan & asks his mate to wave a towel while they made love, but still she didnt . Nxt day she asks Paddy to swap over & so paddys mate made love 2 her & after 20 mins o the best mind blowing s*x she'd ever had, she s. Paddy looks @ his mate and said & that, my son, is how 2 flap a ing towel. *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:44am
A girl talks her boyfriend into tryin a new drink.
She orders a salt shaker, a shot of Baileys Irish Cream and a shot of lime juice.
First u put a bit of salt on ur tongue, then u drink the shot of Baileys (mmm, smooth, rich and very nice he thinks)
Finally he drinks the lime juice and in 1sec the sharp lime hits his taste buds,at 2secs the Baileys curdles, at 3secs the salty curdled taste turns into mucous and finally at 4secs it triggers his gag reflex but being manly he swa11ows the foul tastin drink. What the hell was that called?
She smiles sweetly at him and grins...' REVENGE'! *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:46am
2 married men are out drinkin 1 says i can never sneak into my house after ive been out no matter how quiet i am my wife still wakes & nags me his friend replies do what i do slam the front door stamp up the stairs jump into bed slap her a*se & say how about a bet shes in sleepin then *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:49am
Selling biscuits for 27p thats asda price... Selling toys for 99p thats fisher price... Selling pathetic rape stories to the press... Thats katie price ! *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:50am
Imagine if all retailers started making their own condoms & kept their own name...
Tesco Condoms, Every Little helps.
Nike Condoms, Just Do It.
Peugeot Condoms, The Ride Of Your Life.
KFC Condoms, Finger l*cking Good.
Duracell Condoms, Just Keep Going & Going & Going.
Pringles Condoms, Once You Pop You Can't Stop.
Burger King Condoms, Home Of The Whopper.
Andrex Condoms, Soft Strong & Very Long.
Mcdonald's Condoms, I'm Loving it.
Polo Condoms, The One With The Hole.. OH !
*
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:52am
Paddy's getting mugged by 4 blokes & he puts up a great fight, but in the end, 3 of them hold him down & the 4th goes through his pockets. All he had was 40p. The muggers said you put up that fight for just 40p - why did you bother? Paddy said I taut you was afta the 500 I've got hidden in me shoe. *
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