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Subject: Jokes
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ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:53am
Recession beater: Wife says 2 husband,if u cycle 2 work we cud get rid of the 2nd car Husband replies,if u took it up the a*se we cud get rid of the nanny! *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:55am
Postman is retiring & on his last round, he gets a bottle from one house, cigars from the next, the third house mrs jones is waiting n her nightdress! She drags him upstairs makes mad passionate love to him then brings him down for a huge fry up. The postman sees a fiver under his cup & asks what's this. Woman explains, we were talking about what to get u & my husband said him, give him a fiver! The breakfast was my idea! *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:56am
A farmer walks into his bedroom with a sheep under his arm and says: this is the pig i have to when you're not up for s*x. His wife says: I think you'll find that's a sheep. He says: I think you'll find I was talking to the sheep *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:57am
Paddy dies an goes 2 hell, devil shows him 3 doors, pick 1 where u'll spend eternity, Paddy looks b'hind 1st door. Boilin water was dripping in from the ceiling, 2nd door has hot coals on the floor 2 walk on, 3rd door, an old man was gettin a from busty naked blond. i'll take door 3says Paddy, devil taps blonde on shoulder, u can go now, Paddy's takin over! *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:58am
Young bloke pulls older woman at club.She's 61 but looks v good 4 her age. On way bak 2 her house bloke is thinking mmm I bet her daughter is hot. When out of th blue she asks if he'd like a Sportsman's Double? Wats that? he asks. Its a Mother & daughter she says. WOW YES PLEASE So as they go in her front door, she puts hall light on & shouts..... Mum are u still awake? *
ab23672a 2.10.09 - 12:59am
Finally there is proof that a dog is a mans best friend . Put your wife and dog in the boot of your car, leave them for a couple of hours and see who looks the happiest to see you ! *
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